Well, it feels good that I'm not alone in this situation. With that said, having problems with the wireless connection, ICUE breaking my macros, and poor customer support, I think I'm going to be returning this mouse as well. It's a real damn shame too. I like the button layout, I like how big it is, and I like the right fin.
However, I didn't spend $90 to compromise on features such as never using it wirelessly, having redundant wireless charging due to always needing it wired, having ICUE making me remake my macros on startup for them to even work, and finally having customer support give me the run-around so they don't need to admit their products are bunk.
I will now be avoiding Corsair peripherals just like I do with RAZERs. Thanks for all the info guys!